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it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
All a girl really wants in life is someone to rub her back until she falls asleep